Where is the sign up sheet because I should be there RIGHT NOW.
It's about to get ALL REAL up in hurr.
Ok, welcome to Kay Paintings. A company out of Utah (...mormons...) that will photoshop you into a picture with a model playing Jesus.
I call this one "AMBER ALERT" because SERIOUSLY?!
You do NOT want to be the child who gets assigned this picture. "Ok, Becky...no you can't be in the one with your brothers and sisters with Jesus looking happy. No you can't be the repentant whore. ...Why? Becky, I think you know why."