Not only that, but this year it is on a Sunday, so its important that your child is both prepared and also not dressed up like a common pagan. Here are some ideas for costumes to keep your kid out of Hell and full of candy!
(p.s. God help me if I ever have kids I'm actually going to be the parent dressing them in this stuff.)
This Jedi costume EASILY becomes a Carmelite nun for halloween!
STOP CRYING MARIE. MARIE, LOOK AT THE CAMERA MARIE. MARIE YOU ARE NOT BEING A JEDI FOR HALLOWEEN WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE, PROTESTANTS? MARIE. MARIE NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN TB OK?
Your sister gets to be the BVM for halloween because you were last year. Listen, I don't hear your brother complaining.
LISTEN, KIDDO, I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR LIP. YOUR BROTHER IS NOT SAINT JOSEPH. HE IS NOT MARRIED TO HIS LITTLE SISTER. MARIE IF YOU KEEP UP THIS COMPLAINING WE'RE NOT GOING OUT. Your brother is St. Casimir of Poland. Really? Your wig itchy? Oh, offer it up dear. Listen---MARIE---
---Your father does NOT look like an idiot. He looks very holy. No, Joey, you didn't eat your father at Mass this Sunday.