Happy Halloween, Sinners!

Let your heathen neighbours know who'll be going to Heaven for sure this year with:

JESUS PUMPKINS!

Because that's what all little kids give a damn about on Candy Day.


For halloween this year, Jesus is going out as a 40 year old gentile.


This one's actually kind of neat...too bad it'll be the first one smashed on devil's night. Damn punks!



For those less artistic and more direct.


And finally...
Mary the Mother of Gourd.
Her immaculate conception means that although we had to carve her face out of a vegitable, she felt know pain in the removal of goop.