Now, I don't wanna get all theological on your asses, but if you buy this you're going straight to Hell.
It is the world's most expensive advent calender, at one million USD, within it are things like fancy-pants watches, fancy-pants TV's...25 of them which you open until the birth of our Lord and Saviour in a barn to a family afflicted with poverty and soon to lose everything they had by fleeing to a foreign country to save the life of their Child...you know what, it's a long story, just enjoy your new TV, because if life has taught me ANYTHING its that the only thing that can ease the suffering of human brokeness is posessing more things...
Merry Christmas!
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