I really wish I could talk like an evangelical. I feel like I would be more assertive on the bus and stuff. "I waaas-a goinnnng-a to siiiit theeeeeere-a" or at the movie theater "can you-a pleeeeeeeeeeease-a gettta your foooot-a off-a my-a seeeeeee-aaat-a amenhallejuihahahahhhaapriaseGod-a" but luckily I cannot.
Anyway, this is the saddest display of the "power of god" I have ever seen.
found on christian nightmares
stay tuned until 1:50 for the most devestating thing I've ever seen.