Which gives me a raaaaging happy.
This comes from Robert H. Woodman (which, to me, sounds like the name an official from Buckingham Palace would have. You sound like a class act, Robert H. Woodman!) who says he got these at a white elephant party, which I know as yankee swap or mean Christmas, but anyhow. The lucky bastard won these.
And I am not joking in anyway at all, I had the Jesus version of these night lights because I was afraid of the dark and having a light up Jesus made me sleep a little easier. Oh, MEMORIES.