Friday, January 7, 2011

Year of Our Lord 2011

This year, as I do many years, I'm attempting to lose some weight.

I think I've finally found why I didn't conquer the husk every other year

I didn't have these magnets.

The quotes on the magnets are as follows:

ur body is a temple. Fill it with salad.
Work those buns anywhere.
Fat jeans of skinny jeans? You decide.
Omega-3 fatty acids are a blessing for that tummy.

What's missing is Jesus fasting in the desert with a banner held by an angel that says "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" which may or may not be on my fridge currently and may or may not be very upsetting.

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