See, how well His Sacred Heart diet plan works?
First a little yoga...
In through the nose.........out through the nose.........look inward.
Then some bicep reps
Lift! No...look...LIFT...ugh....I'm not going to spot you if you're just going to fart around....LIFT.
Then, push ups.
Look, just because you're the Divine Son of God and God the Son does not mean you get to show off how you can do push ups on the air in front of you. Some of us are a little self conscious about having to do them the "girl" way, ok?
Then, some dancing for cardio!
"When you call my name, it's like a little prayer, I'm down on maaah knees I wanna take you there....come on! One, two, shuffle step, four.....in the midnight hour I can feel your power...."
And finally, the most difficult part of His workout...
"No dessert, thank you, I'm full."