Why I can't ever have children

I will think it's appropriate to put odd kitsch in a pinyata...pin-ya-ta (how in the mary magdalene do you spell that?) along with the candy.  

I've seen this picture of Jesus before, and I've never understood it.  Like, the Infant of Prague I get, but the infant Jesus in a prom dress holding a bucket never struck me as something that made a lick of sense.