Come Cuddle with the Saints!

From here. A collection of...dolls...for your child to play with. Modled after the Saints. Now, ok, I get it but really lets be honest. The Saints were no one to mess with, and I am just imagining some sort of tea party in someone's room and having Therese flirting with Padre Pio and a whole bunch of wacky stuff. Anyway, let's take a look at these innapropriate play mates.

SAINT JOAN OF ARC! Play "Burn the Witch then Cannonize Her!"

Pope JPII! You can play "Ecumenical Dialouge!"

SAINT PATRICK! He even comes with a snake! You can play "BLOODLESS CONVERSION OF PAGANS AND A GUILT COMPLEX THAT NO ONE CAN MATCH!"

SAINT MAXAMILLION! You can play Holocaust! Yeah! (wait, that's who this is right?)

SAINT JOSEPH! You can play "Divorce Wife...then change mind...the be the foster father of God Almighty!" or "CARPENTER!"

SAINT PADRE PIO! You can play...well not much. Don't squeeze him to hard he bleeds VERY easily.

SAINT FRANCIS OF ASSISI! You can play "poverty!"

SAINT CLAIRE OF ASSISI! You can play "Chase Muslims around then watch Mass on the cell wall"!

SAINT THERESE is the only plush one...which is weird. You can play "TB!"