"I love you...handsome angel..."
"I love you back Debbie. I just...ok, can I ask an awkward question?"
"Why?"
"Well I just---Ok---I---HOO ok I'll just dive in, where the hell are your legs?"
"WHAT?"
"I mean really...in this flowing nightgowny thing you put on every time I come over you just sort of look like you have an enlarged nub at the end of your torso---"
"SHUT UP AND CARESS ME HANDSOME ANGEL OR I'M REPORTING YOU TO TO CATCH A PREDATOR."
"Oh...sorry, I was just wondering"
"You just shut up and leave me and my nub alone you sunnofabitch"
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