"OOOOhhhhh...Babyyyy Jeeeesus, you are kind of chuuuuuuu----uuuubbbbyyyyyy"
"CHRISTINE you may NOT sing that to the baby Jesus"
"Because it's inapropriate that's why. We didn't come all the way down here to have you just sing about how fat the baby Jesus is getting. You know how sensitive He gets. You saw what He did to Horton after he made fun of His bald spot..."