Right after Reading

You will be on suicide watch.
Seriously, I'm hiding the razors as we speak.




I'm surprised protestants aren't screaming about THIS IS ALL LAW AND NO GOSPEEEELLLLLL.

Any way, I now understand why all the Jews made Moses go listen to these on his own.

Also: Greatest line in music history: "Seven feels like Heaven, but only with your husband or wife" here's a tip: if you don't want your children to have sex before their wedding, don't spend all your time talking about how awesome it is. Have you noticed that? A loooot of those chastity programs are like MAN IT'S THE BEST THING EVER! IT FEELS SOOO GOOD SEX IS AWESOME!! But not now. If you have it now you'll burn in eternal torment but IT'S THE BEST THING EVER. Or, Basically, here's the most delicious cake you've ever seen but if you eat it now you'll go to hell!