Saint Luke is the patron saint of doctors which can only mean one thing...
PAGING DOCTOR JESUS!
WE NEED 30 CC'S OF TAZZLEPRAMAZAXADRILL STAT!
Actually, this is not a picture of Dr. Jesus, this is a picture of a sad Assyrian immagrint who was a certified doctor in his country but now has to work in a high school cafeteria. Welcome to Canada!
Story of my life. "Frank. Study. Frank, no, Frank look down at the book you're supposed to be....Frank. FRANK. I MEAN IT. ME DAMNIT, FACEBOOK ISNT GOING TO SHUT DOWN IF YOU DON'T LOOK AT IT FOR 10 MINUTES."
"Try poking the spleen with that sharp thing. See what happens then."
You should maybe have your patients wear more or else you'll also be doing time.
I saved the best for last. You're welcome.