The Lord God has informed me, by means of this video, that when I'm in Purgatory, instead of sitting on hot coals and the like, I will be forced to be a youth pastor for 20,000 years. It is a fate worse than death.
and a quick p.s. david might have danced for the Lord, but please note that that was under very special circumstances, namely not being a white person.
and another note: 2:20 into the video is the cruelest thing i've ever seen. the man in the front row most certainly won't be doing any Jesus leaning. He's about to kick someone in the "toof", and it probably won't be the devil.