So get ready for Christmas with my OCD (obsessive compulisve dissorder) OCD (obsessive Catholic devotee)at-least-the-outside-is-clean kit!
for those who love the Infant Jesus (i'm looking at you Therese)
it even glows in the dark for where the sun don't shine!
For the saint who wants to be sexy
And finally, for the scrupulous who loves to scrub
which you can buy here.
There you have it! Now there is no reason for a crusty Christian! Recieve Communion on the tongue without any self-consciousness! Hold your arms open dramatically without pinning your pits down! Go ahead and hug your pew-neighbour during the peace even though he was CLEARLY holding out his hand, after all, you smell good now!