On the last day of Kitschmas my true love sent to me...
One list of presents
Ten Rapping Santas
Two Santas Raping
Two Carol Burnett Shows
One 'Murican Angel
One Angry Fundie
One Oversized Jesus
Six Rubber Ducks
One Inflatable Jesus
Eleven Balloon People
Santa Conquers the Martians
Five Sledding Nuns
Fiber optic mary's
Two CHRIST-mas trees
Korean bastard singing
Sign language Christmas
Me in a nun habit
One Pug nativity
Forty Flamingos Posing
Good Ol' fashioned racism
One American Idol
Fifty People's Hair
Some bacon and Sausage
DEEEEL RUBIIIIO TRIPLEEEETS
Nut cracker moses
Mother Angelica
Christmas Noah's ark....
AND SANTA KNEELING AT THE NATIVITY!!!
There is only one more post, and then, I, St. Kitsch, Doctor of the Church and martyr of taste, declare it officially mother trucking Christmas. Finally.
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