Once again, the old adage prevails: If you CAN put glitter on it, put glitter on it.
There's something really creepy about this statue...is it the chiseled Twilight abs on the infant Jesus? Is it the UFO for a halo worn by St. Joseph? Or is it the expression on both their faces that suggests they've both just drank an entire bottle of morphine?
And finally...for the child in all of us, it's a colouring book page that---
Oh, good God...uhm...ok...yes, that would be the Infant Jesus pretending to be Casper the friendly ghost...some one should alert child protective services...