The Sainty Awards is a little theme week here at Saint Kitsch in honour of our favourite Saints that make us swell with happiness God hasn't asked us to be them
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Ugliest Iconography
Do not think, Orthodox brethern, that you are immune to ugly representations just because you have fancier vestments and golden paintings! You're nominated for some Sainties too...
- St. John the Baptist
For outstanding performance in a bucket
- St. Onouphrios
For outstanding performance in his role as Albus Dumbledore in "Harry Potter and the Day They All Forgot Their Pants"
- Saint Xiena
For her stunning role as Baba Yaga in "The Exorcism of Baba Yaga"
- St. Ignatious
Outstanding Performance Artist in "Glittery Clothes and the Screwed up Lion" marionette ballet, performed outside of Buckingham palace for the royal wedding.
Vote down in the comments section, and if you have any other awful icons close to your heart, go ahead and write in!
Vote down in the comments section, and if you have any other awful icons close to your heart, go ahead and write in!
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