The Sainty For Ugliest Iconography

The greeks may get away with a lot being they have such fancy/pretty churches, but they are not immune to The Sainties

And the winner of ugliest Iconography is...

ST. ONUPHRIUS 

Who did an old fashioned desert father/John the Baptist life style, living naked (except for privates covered) in the desert for many years in the fourth or fifth centuries. Although it is an admirable, and saintly life style for which he deserves much veneration, one should always clean up a bit before posing for their eternal image.  That's why when if they canonize me, I'll haunt the b'Jesus out of the room they're making that poster-banner thing for the Vatican.