Showing posts with label Church. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Church. Show all posts

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Sunday Best





Oh crap how'd that last one get in there.....

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Gasp!

This is...ok...I can't put into words how happy this makes me.
http://www.hisessence.com/

They are candles that smell like Jesus is supposed to smell accoarding to some obscure bible verses ripped out of their original context. But i think it is HILARIOUS. PLUS, I like candles, and Jesus...and given the rules of theological capatlization they will become Candles !!

OK. SO. If, perhaps, out there, somewhere, someone could find it in their heart to buy one of these for me (im interested in the one called "servanthood". Because that is some funny stuff." "MMM! What's that smell?!" "Servanthood" "What? Is that like...a plant?") I will be eternally in their debt.

I'm 99% going to buy the original scent one actually, because that is HILARIOUS "HOW, oh HOW shall we captalize off our Lord?" "I know! Candles!" "You mean like for Churches?" "NO!! FOR RICH AMERICANS! So they can pretend their house smells like Jesus" "I'm liking where this is going..."

Monday, April 5, 2010

Enough of These Things

I have seen so many things that try to show how we are the body of Christ! by having Jesus made up of a bunch of people. However.

This, I think, is the Boogie Woogie man from the nightmare before christmas before they put the cloth over all those bugs.....