I Think I Know why Our Lady is Crying

                             

Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts

I need to bring your attention to the fact that a fiber optic crucifix that plays "Silent Night" exists.  That is all.

What is this? I can't even...

In what world was making these necessary?

 

Embroidered holy cards.  Let me say that again.  Embroidered.  Holy.  Cards.
IT HAPPENED PEOPLE.  IT. HAPPENED.

Embroidered Roses Are a Nice Touch

Even baby Jesus is not impressed with being in this God Awful statue.  

It reminds me of watching an old episode of the simpson's before the artists decided how to draw them...

And once again the artist followed my motto: If you can put glitter on it, put glitter on it.  He, however, also decided to eat some of the paste he used on the statue before painting the faces.

A Most Dazzling Frock

If you can put glitter on it, put glitter on it.

I can't even justify buying this ironically

Better than a good confessor

I can tell literally ever I need to know about you based on your reaction to this atrocity. If you thought "how beautiful!" we can be BFF's.

If I had a crest, I am sure the latin motto around it would be

If you CAN put glitter on it.
Put glitter on it.

If you can put glitter on it, you should.

Physical kitsch is all well and good, but you know what we need a bit more of here?
Virtual Kitsch.


(this video must be listened to while looking at the following to get the full effect)

The World's Glitter Supply

Is at risk

Careful, please!