Sweet Mater Delorosa...

Ok then WHAT is the alternative because I certainly don't want to spend my eternity surrounded by people in sequinced togas having picnics with a bunch of cracker-jack white bread hill billies. I've spent enough time on earth doing that.
And there is a looooooot of hippy free-love humpage going on in Heaven...

and wait....
wait....
hold the phone kids...
Did I just...
yes, children, at 3:16 in the video...that's the effing magic painter.