...ok let me walk you through it.
saintjudeshop.com, which is becoming my favourite site quite quickly, offers these...holy balls (i mean that in a few different ways.)
Ok, first: YOU DON'T NEED A SAINT ON EVERYTHING. I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T DO IT. Second...I'm not a golfer, but I don't know how much inspiration St. Anothony of padua, Saint Jude and Saint Patrick will give me.
"Saint Anthony had visions of the infant Jesus....I'm in a sand trap...which is like a giant litter box....which is like a diaper for cats....which go on babies like Baby Jesus THEREFORE St. Anthony shall be my inspiration"
"Saint Jude is the patron saint of lost causes, he also has a golden plate on his chest with Jesus' picture on it...I, being an old Italian gentleman, have a pace maker which is kind of ismilar a little THEREFORE St. Jude shall be my inspiration!"
"Saint Patrick brought Christianity to the Irish without a single drop of martyr's blood! I am surrounded by rich Protestants here in golftown usa, THEREFORE, like Saint Patrick, I must convert them, however UNLIKE Saint Patrick, I shall do so by smacking balls at them."