St. Fabio, the Archmodle,Defend us in sexiness
Be our safegaurd against the wickedness and snares of the ugly,
May GQ rebuke them, we boldly pray
And do thou, O Prince of the fashionistia party,
By the power of Herbal Essences
Cast into Wal Mart Glenn Beck
And all the ugly people
Who prowel throughout the mall
Seeking the ruin of hair
Amen.
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