Angel Week-Day 7

Evangelicals might thing all incons, statues and even stained glass windows are idolatry, but St. Thomas of Kinkade sanctified these satanic idols of the Whore of Babylon into beautiful knick knacks. Behold, chillens: EVANGELICAL ANGELS





I don't have any sassy captions or anything because I'm just so jaw-on-the-floor embarassed I live in the same world as Thomas Kinkade.


.......there's the next theme week, y'all!

Angel Week-Day 5

"OOOOhhhhh...Babyyyy Jeeeesus, you are kind of chuuuuuuu----uuuubbbbyyyyyy"
"CHRISTINE you may NOT sing that to the baby Jesus"
"Why not?"
"Because it's inapropriate that's why. We didn't come all the way down here to have you just sing about how fat the baby Jesus is getting. You know how sensitive He gets. You saw what He did to Horton after he made fun of His bald spot..."

Angel Week-Day 4

St. Fabio, the Archmodle,
Defend us in sexiness
Be our safegaurd against the wickedness and snares of the ugly,
May GQ rebuke them, we boldly pray
And do thou, O Prince of the fashionistia party,
By the power of Herbal Essences
Cast into Wal Mart Glenn Beck
And all the ugly people
Who prowel throughout the mall
Seeking the ruin of hair
Amen.

Angel Week-Day 3

"Did you hear that noise, Obadiah?!"
"No? What noise? You're just scaring me for your jollies, Broonhilda!"
"No such a thing, Obadiah! 'Round here's the Water Witch!"
"What water witch?!"
"She has the body of a woman...and the wings of a bird...and she swoops down upon unsuspecting white children and gobbles them up!"
"Oh, HOLD ME Broonhilda!"

seriously, wth is with all the scary angels you can find.

Angel Week-Day 2

You know...whenever I imagine the battle in Heaven when St. Michael the Archangel kicked satan and his cronies out into the abyss...there isn't that much flailing going on. A little less chasing a mouse with a broom and a little more BOOM SUCK IT DEVIL...you know what I mean?

Angel Week-Day 1

"Celeste are you sure we should do this?"
"Yeah...come on it'll be fun"
"But...won't we get fired or something?"
"Dude! Don't worry, Ratzinger's in charge he'll just cover this stuff up."
"You sure?"
"Fo. Sho."

TOPICAL!