Tuesday, August 10, 2010

The Gopel According to Saint Kitsch, Chapter 3

"And Jesus, full of the Spirit, didst make His way into the desert where He ate of nothing for 40 days and 40 nights, after which He was of grumbily tumbily. And as He walked along He saw a miniture city, a township if you will, being of hadsome stone and quaint furnishings. And Behold, Lord Voldemort didst apparate before Him, and spake saying "Jesus, if thou art the King of Kings, then thou shalt be able to shrink down and go into the miniture township." And Jesus spake saying "BE GONE! For thy form is like unto ugliness, and thou hast no aliby which may excuse thee." And Lord Voldemort did depart from Him, and two funny looking angels didst applaud, for the show had been magnificent."

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