Saturday, August 14, 2010
The Gospel of Saint Kitsch, Chapter 7
And after He was raised, Jesus did go to His disciples, and Thomas spake saying "Lord I will not believe it is truly Thee unless I may place my finger inside of thy side." And Jesus concented, and Lo, all about them did gather all the disciples, and they spake saying "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!! Uggh!! ugh!! Oh, OH MY GOD EWWWW DUUDE WHAT THE FFFFFF---" and Jesus spake saying "I KNOW RIGHT! Wiggle it around!" And Thomas did wiggle verily, and they all threw back their heads in laughter and disgust. And Jesus stretched forth His hand and said "Speak, I command Thee, to the hand, for the Face hath not ears to hear." And the disciples did all say "Jesus, that's gross."