Whoever made this,
you're out of the club.
actual product description:
"Large Christmas Inflatable featuring Noah's Ark and some of his animal freinds. This inflatables is about 7 feet 9 inches long. Overhead arch proclaims a familar message of Christmas ....."Joy to the World". The entry door to the ark opens and closes and reveals an animated lion and a bear. Proclaim a Biblical marvel this Christmas Season with this Noah's Ark Christmas Inflatable. A guaranteed hit for all children"
And lo, three wisemen came from the East, but didst drown in the Flood.