Let's kick this festival of holiday horrors off with my least favourite decoration ever.
the kneeling santa.
because nothing says "we believe in the real meaning of CHRISTmas (and you know anyone who has this chachky spells Christmas CHRISTMAS and refuses to write "x-mas" but instead writes "C-mas" even though C-Mas sounds like a sexually transmitted disease...but I digress) like having Santa present at the birth of Our Lord.
Because Santa Claus came before Jesus was born.
Hmm...something doesn't seem right about that.