Kitschmas--Day 15

In which protestants (and lets be honest, it's probably protestants. OK maybe two or three Spanish catholics named maria maria de los mourtes conswela maria immolata)try to fix something that wasn't broke.

Example:

The CHRIST-mas tree. Where there is a neon Cross in it. Just in case you didn't hate your family enough during the holidays, just wait til you see Edna-Mae and Bobbert's CHRIST-mas tree. And have fun with them calling you a child of the whore of babylon for being a Catholic...wait sorry just fell into some person anecdote. Anyway, yep. There's nothing worse Christmas tree wise than that. Noth.....

Oh, feck.