The good Lord has smiled upon us. We, children live in a golden age.
When fiberoptics were invented, I believe they were for something to do with computers. I know fiberoptic internet is expensive and works better...but then again I also am suspicious of the Wii (how does it KNOW i'm DOING THAT?)
But here, children, HERE, is what the true use of fiberoptics is. To glorify the Lord in His shitty decorations.