One day I'll make this into a youtube....but in the mean time
"MARY don't LEAVE ME HERE WITH THIS BABY. You KNOW I never learned how to change a kid---Mary...MARY GET BACK HERE. YOU DO NOT NEED A GIRL'S NIGHT OUT MARY. MARY.
ugh looks like its me and you kid...you know I don't care what Mary says you REALLY don't look like me...."