Anyway, the Sainty for the most bizarre mortification goes to...
ST. ROSE OF LIMA
RUBBING HER FACE WITH LYE
St. Rose of Lima did not want to be pretty. Out of a desire to protect those around her from the sin of lust, she rubbed lye all over herself, particularly her face. She also did other WTF acts of penance such as holding her hands in a fire, sleeping on a bed of bricks, she also once cut off all her hair and rubbed pepper in her eyes to distract her suitors. Well, at least she's comfy now. The sainty for the most bizarre mortification is all yours, Rosey!
p.s. if you want to know what your skin would look like if you rubbed lye on it, click here. I wouldn't gross all of you out by just leaving it out in the open. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED THOUGH ITS NASTY.