I am not dead!

I am just in school!  No time to blog!  I'll be back to normal once I don't have essays coming out of holes I didn't even know I had!

"Ok you know what, Jesus, you can take a break while I'm reading "History of the Development of Biblical Interpretation in the 19th Century" it's not interesting enough to sustain me, let alone you."

I Think I Know why Our Lady is Crying

                             

Wall of Happiness

These are a ffeewww of my faaavourite thiiiiings !!

"What are you hanging up over there?"

"Oh nothing, just a painting  on black velvet of the Virgin Mary with a kitten in a blanket."

"Oh."

I Beg Your Pardon?

Never before has so little been said so loudly.

Wait.

Is that...
no...could it be?

IS SHE THE LITURGICAL DANCER IN THIS ABOMINATION?

I can only hope there is a person out there with that much crazy in them....

Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts

I need to bring your attention to the fact that a fiber optic crucifix that plays "Silent Night" exists.  That is all.

We Have to go Deeper

I suggest clicking and looking at the full version of this picture.  Because, and I'm not joking, every time you think you found the kitschy, most horrible, hideous part of the statue...and even the background...you discover another thing just a bit worse, it's infinite.  Infinite. 

This has nothing to do with Catholicism

But is something I'm working on.  And that's yours truly in the wig.

What is this? I can't even...

In what world was making these necessary?

 

Embroidered holy cards.  Let me say that again.  Embroidered.  Holy.  Cards.
IT HAPPENED PEOPLE.  IT. HAPPENED.

I can't decide

At first I thought "that's beautiful!" then I kept looking and thought "That's hideous beyond words."

Either way, a happy feast day to my beloved patron, Saint Therese!

I've posted this before, but it's a movie I made based on one of the plays of Saint Therese, feel like it's appropriate for today.

Now go out there and buy some roses if she didn't give you any!