Down the Rabbit Hole!

Down the rabbit hole and through the looking glass it's time for your daily dose of crazy!

So as I was attempting to find some pretty pictures of Our Lady (as I am wont to do.) on google I discovered a picture of Our Lady of La Salette with the pope on the other side and I thought "hey I run a bitchy blog lets see what this is"

If you thought the obsessed-with-the-third-secret-of-fatima gang were scary....

Listen, I'd love to be all up into Catholic conspiracy theories like the real pope in hiding in Italy or that the third secret was never revealed or that Fr. Corapi is an alien (or something, what the hell happened there any way?) but I just don't have time.  But these people...ok I'll just pop some quotes down here

"The 1944 Holy Ghost/holy spirit Judeo-Masonic Sacramental curse and the androgynous effects were taking off in WWII and further provoked by Masonic government propaganda"


"Judeo-Masonic Anti-Pope John Paul II actually did this in a little known ceremony in March, 2004: Obeying the command of this April 21, 2010 Third Secret, John Paul II transfers remains of St. Peter from the Vatican to Fatima in a symbolic admission that the Vatican no longer has the Apostolic Authority."

Did you know that praying the 5 "Our Father's" is actually Satanic?  I guess that Jesus fellow and His writing prayers was severely misguided since He didn't listen to Our Lady of Fatima.

"This woman is not Sr. Lucy, but a phony Sr. Lucy that was implanted and specially picked to serve the purpose of the false Fatima line and the Vatican II religion that has been foisted on the world since the Fuentes interview. In addition to the photographic evidence, the fact that the post-Vatican II “Sr. Lucy” is not the real Lucy screams out all over the place."

I'M IN HEAVEN!  God I love crazy people!  Is this Kitsch?  I don't even know, it might be too much to be kitsch who knows, who cares this is HILARIOUS!

Crazy people, ignore this

If I have any crazy people in my readership, prepare to no longer like me

Now listen.  I've been avoiding "The Third Eagle" for a while since I think he's insane in a not-cute way like you sometimes can find with Catholics on the internet.

However.

He's reached my shores now with all his rosary and scapular talk.

I wear a scapular.

I pray the rosary daily.

I still think this entire 12 minute video is a 40 foot well of crazy topped off with insanity with a cherry on top.


Even Our Lady of Mount Carmel is rolling her eyes at the moment.

I think this needs a commemorative plate

please note, this IS BEING SUNG IN A CHURCH. There is a table with a bible verse on it, plus a bible (being held up like a koran...theology hint?) and the butt end of a Cross.

And yet, these bastards would string me up for singing "Daily Daily Sing to Mary".

There Aren't any Words

Let me walk you through it.

So this guy....uhm...well he really really loves Doug Giles.
He's so RELEVENT y'all! And so UP ON THE ISSUES CHRISTIANS, sorry, AMERICANS FIND IMPORTANT!
Also, he thinks a Courtney Love reference is even remotley amusing...or relevant for that matter? Really? A courtney love joke? Didn't she almost die recently?
He's also drawing a charactature of what appears to be an Anglican priest (i'm guessing anglican because if a person like this guy was going to draw a Catholic I'm sure he'd draw something rude with an altar boy, I mean doesn't classiness just OOZE out of him?)

HE IS SO HARD CORE! I FEEL LIKE I AM WATCHING UFC BUT WITH A YOUTH PASTOR!!!

...i'm going back to reading Story of a Soul. yep, I'm sure glad I'm not protestant...

True Story

I've actually been wrapped up in what's happening in the Catholic world these past few weeks I have utterly forgotten that people like this even exsist:




I think in the future I'll keep it that way.
Seriously? Holy Spirit causing you to air hump your congregation?

Anyway, back to watching videos of people getting Communion on the tongue and whining about what the pope's wearing.

It's a Good Thing I Love Crazy People

And all I thought it meant was Paul is Dead!