Crazy people, ignore this

If I have any crazy people in my readership, prepare to no longer like me

Now listen.  I've been avoiding "The Third Eagle" for a while since I think he's insane in a not-cute way like you sometimes can find with Catholics on the internet.

However.

He's reached my shores now with all his rosary and scapular talk.

I wear a scapular.

I pray the rosary daily.

I still think this entire 12 minute video is a 40 foot well of crazy topped off with insanity with a cherry on top.


Even Our Lady of Mount Carmel is rolling her eyes at the moment.

Run.

I know nun dolls are like classic Catholicism and there's more than one website out there mourning the loss of their production...but I'm sorry...

whoops how'd that last one get in there...guess I got mixed up.  Easy mistake.

Making A Revision to the Litany

Warrior Prince Academy from Introspect.tv on Vimeo.

From the world, the flesh, the crafts and assults of the devil, contempt of Thy Word, and from a shitty/terrifying VBS with homo-erotic imagery...
Good Lord deliver us

Princess Prep School from Introspect.tv on Vimeo.

p.s. if your son wants to go to the God's special princess VBS....do they stone him to death?

OH and another p.s. i get reeeeeeeeeally sick of that "YOU ARE A WARRIOR FOR JESUS" stuff. I know its in the bible but it just......in a country where having a gun is a protected right it makes me nervous, along with the whole "God made you a special princess!" which means buying them things that are pink and fluffy that say I AM A SPECIAL PRINCESS on it. I don't think asserting your self worth as being a snobby, pink princess really jives well with the idea of self-sacrifice in Christianity. and I'll just leave it at that.

Kyrie Elieson

Awful, awful, awful. On 400 levels. Level 1: Bestiality for children
Level 2: Making adultery seem like something cutesy.
Level 3-400: Watch it.


Best line ever from a CHILDREN'S video
"when honey drips from candy coated lips" featuring a bee, I still can't believe my eyes, licking a drop of golden liquid from a wet rose. I'm still wretching in my Our Lady of Guadaloupe garbage can.
Sorry, did fifty cent used to write children's sunday school videos?

Angel Week-Day 3

"Did you hear that noise, Obadiah?!"
"No? What noise? You're just scaring me for your jollies, Broonhilda!"
"No such a thing, Obadiah! 'Round here's the Water Witch!"
"What water witch?!"
"She has the body of a woman...and the wings of a bird...and she swoops down upon unsuspecting white children and gobbles them up!"
"Oh, HOLD ME Broonhilda!"

seriously, wth is with all the scary angels you can find.

Back up off me!

Look at this old holy card!

JESUS AIN'T PLAYIN'.