Epiphany!

There's only one thing I think that has more kitschy potential than Jesus and that's Michael Jackson. Being that Michael Jackson lived and died several thousand years after Jesus, the likleyhood that the two of them could ever get-------OH MY WORD



The sweet Lord baby Jesus could come screaming out of the clouds of heaven with a flaming sword and take me home right now. I would die a happy man.

Believe it or not

these AREN'T anglicans!


They're prespyterians!
AKA it was predestined by Calvin, er, i mean God, for this window into Liturgical Hell to be opened up.


*AND* at about 2.5 minutes a bunch of ministers show up. 1/4 is not impressed, 1/4 is far TOO impressed, and the other 2/4 are probably dressed as monkies or something

Kitsch Overload

Hey y'all, sorry for the not-so-frequent postings
They'll come back soon enough, I promise.
In the mean time, make like Our Lord and just bask in what's here.

WTF

wtf is a cross of glory?

Jesus Mary and Joseph I get enough of this garbage with the anglicans...

I would love to do a play-by-play commentary of just how much nonsense is here, but it speaks for itself pretty well.

I'll just say this
A) WHAT IN THE NAME OF LADY GAGA IS A "COMMUNITY"?? Is it a "gated" community? Dear sweet Baby Jesus let it be...
B) I feel bad for those kids that had to stay behind for that .5 second shot at the opening.


Oh and by the way, the Muzac version of "all are welcome" will bring a tear to your eye.

Shameless Self Promotion

Delicious Liver, Delicious Onions from Frank Booth on Vimeo.

I made this.
There's even a bit of Kitsch in it!
Ugh where isn't there....

I can't get enough

Crazy people are my favourite.

But crazy people with catholic "art"?

Goodbye, monday.

I Would Like One Too.

I wonder how Jesus feels about having statue sets about His birth?

Apparently, very good.

"Anyway, Tommy and Laura-Lee, what St. Matthew left out is that a giant flying lamb attempted to attack The Baby Me, but luckily the giant Princess Barbie you're holding, Laura, swooped out of the heavens and knocked it away! Also: Tommy you are on fire."

Ok, for seriously?

I am fascinated by the inccoruptable bodies of saints.
Mainly, because they are horrifying.
If you don't know, sometimes saints just refuse to rot away like normal people and the Church will put them into holy aquariums. However, after they do this sometimes their faces will rot away, so they give them masks so people don't shriek when they see them.

Stay classy, catholics.

Let's take a look shall we?



Typical example, creepy as hell.

This saint is incorupt, if by incorrupt you mean "rotting"

Even in olde tyme france, it was hard to believe people who saw virgins. (st. burny of lurny.) Wearing a wax mask since she's a little old woman all skin and bone without any skin

He's wearing a mask since his face fell off.

GAHHH!!
WHO DOES A GIRL HAVE TO VOW HER VIRGINITY TO TO GET A MASK UP IN THIS PLACE?

Sorry I've been Away

Ok y'all, St. Kitsch is back to its regularily schedualed mocking.

Chalk One Up for the Sprinklers

Say what ever you want about symbolic loss and possible invalidity of using a baptismal font, but we've never had this problem

Kyrie Elieson

Awful, awful, awful. On 400 levels. Level 1: Bestiality for children
Level 2: Making adultery seem like something cutesy.
Level 3-400: Watch it.


Best line ever from a CHILDREN'S video
"when honey drips from candy coated lips" featuring a bee, I still can't believe my eyes, licking a drop of golden liquid from a wet rose. I'm still wretching in my Our Lady of Guadaloupe garbage can.
Sorry, did fifty cent used to write children's sunday school videos?

Woe is me!

THE LUTHERANS GERMANS WON.


(I'm pretty sure that's the devil using Martin Luther as a Vuvuzela. Aslo, i'm pretty sure the devil INVENTED vuvuzelas.)

Oh, the heart within my little anglican frame is breaking.

Although: The Queen is coming to Canada tomorrow. I will be positivley buzzing with excitment.
And I swear upon the Sacred Heart there is not one lick of sarcasm in that. I freaking love Queen Elizabeth II.

Sunday Best

Ok, look, I'm going to be honest. I hope England wins today, here's why.
1) it will un-do WWII. In my mind at least.
2) MY TEAM WILL WIN.
3) I am a Church of England harlot with a Catholic living inside of me.

So, in a desperate bid for intercession, here is Our Lady of Walsingham.

Not Since Vatican II

Has anything managed to bring Catholics and Protestants together as hard as this show





Now, I am fully aware that it is the cheese-balliest, theoligcally incorrect-iest, corny-sixty-year-old-woman-in-a-hand-knitted-cat-sweateriest show. But I still love it. Yeah, now what? You wanna fight about this? I'll get Andrew in here so fast it'll make your after-life head spin.

Where's my bank card?

I'd be the sucker paying 14 dollars each for both of these lamps.

Seriously, does it get any better?

Only if it played "Ave Maria" on a loop when you turned it on.

I'm Afraid

That if my personal catholic statue collection continues in my house, it will soon look like this.

It's a Good Thing I Love Crazy People

And all I thought it meant was Paul is Dead!

More WTF than you can shake a magic paintbrush at.

I'm not even going to say anything, i'm just going to let this speak for itself...
actually scratch that,
is God actually Albus Dumbledore?
fastforward to 1:42 for a devestating heresy.

Sunday Best

Fancy. I like it.

Just Wondering

Is anyone out there interested in a Saint Kitsch contest?
If there's interest, I'll look into it...