Another reader submitted entry!

From Christi Martin!

Sadly I can't copy the image, so you'll have to click the linky winky

http://www.zazzle.com/i_love_vatican_shoes-167690978909118508

who says

"Nothing says Catholic quite like walking on the Vatican Flag! Do the come in my size?"

Thanks Christi!

In the words of Super Nanny

This is "unasseptible."  (seriously am I the only one that watches that show?  I'm up to 22 hours of television a day.)

Yesterday in Detroit, which will supply me for WEEKS of kitsch let me tell you, we stopped at a little mall called "oakland mall" which was pretty neat and turns out I love Macy's for more than the thanksgiving day parade...didn't buy anything though because I'm cheap.
ANYWAY not important (i shouldn't blog before breakfast) there was a kiosk in the middle of the mall selling belt buckles...and...like a vision of Heaven:
Tacky Jesus Belt Buckles
The Lord needs to be right above your penis.

Here is God the Father mourning over the loss of His Divine Son, WITH GLITTER.

If you can put glitter on it, put glitter on it!

Ok there's the blessed Virgin, with the phrase..."Heart Breaker" under her....just...let that sink in.  An LSD spiderweb that says FAITH, "I Am the Way the Truth and the Life" John 14:6, for your local "hip" fundamentalist pastor, an Our Lady of Guadalupe in the back (naturally.)  Jesus being nailed to the Cross in sepia, and then a clip art collection of Crosses.  

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!~

The Bible! More clip art! Jesus in agony looking down at your nu-nu! An Ecce Homo with a distressed vintage look! The Sacred Heart! An actually neat silver Sacred Heart! 

BUT IF YOU CALL NOW WE'LL THROW IN...

CROSSES! PRAYING HANDS! A PRAISE THE LORD THING! ANOTHER BIBLE! AND 

GLITTER LIPS!

All for the low low price of just 40 effing dollars.  Merci, Detroit.  

Every few seconds

Every few seconds. This video just throws up a whole new level of terrible. I might be looking into mean person Heaven...

Like...I can't move on with my life after watching this...

If He had one, He'd be rolling in it.

It's a tie-Dye-vine Mercy shirt

Well, at least you'll get a chance to explain what Divine Mercy is since every single person you meet that day will be asking "uhm...so....what...is....what are you wearing?" 

This gives me a raging happy

(Oh, and p.s. welcome to my few new followers. Also, "I'm sorry" to those same followers. That covers everything I might say from here on out.)

CHAMPIONS

of puns!

That's right, Catholics + Make your own T-shirt websites= suck it, protestants, we are the best at puns.






You can get all these (for me) at cafepress.com

Would that I had these...

Glorious!!

Our Lady of Guadaloupe PANTS! (because we're running out of things to stick her on. Next: Mormon's underpants.)

She's Everywhere

She looks good on almost anything! Amiright guys?



...guys?

What Better Model?

This is my Infant of Prauge

Since he dresses up so well I figure He's a fine model for the T-Shirts that I own that might be funny to y'all.


It's funny because it's true. Also I love it on Baby Jesus. Gives Him a little touch sass I think.



"Yes, Michael? This is B.J. can you please get Mom on the phone for me, tell her it's about NObama." Also, in person this t-shirt is actually really nice.


In about...oh...two thousand years sound good? Yes. It. Does.


If you wear this in a Starbucks they LOVE you