Thursday, September 9, 2010

We've got you covered

We here at Saint Kitsch Insurance Company value your enternal fate more than other internet insurance companies.

For the lowest rate gaurenteed, St. Kitsch can provide you with a wide array of Scapulars to protect against plauge, being gunned down by mexican hoods, bad hair days, and yes, even Eternal Damnation.

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we are not responsible if you are indeed damned, it's your own fault for trusting a peice of felt with a picture of mary on it with your soul.

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