Saturday, July 31, 2010
The sweet Lord baby Jesus could come screaming out of the clouds of heaven with a flaming sword and take me home right now. I would die a happy man.
Friday, July 30, 2010
AKA it was predestined by Calvin, er, i mean God, for this window into Liturgical Hell to be opened up.
*AND* at about 2.5 minutes a bunch of ministers show up. 1/4 is not impressed, 1/4 is far TOO impressed, and the other 2/4 are probably dressed as monkies or something
Monday, July 26, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
wtf is a cross of glory?
Jesus Mary and Joseph I get enough of this garbage with the anglicans...
I would love to do a play-by-play commentary of just how much nonsense is here, but it speaks for itself pretty well.
I'll just say this
A) WHAT IN THE NAME OF LADY GAGA IS A "COMMUNITY"?? Is it a "gated" community? Dear sweet Baby Jesus let it be...
B) I feel bad for those kids that had to stay behind for that .5 second shot at the opening.
Oh and by the way, the Muzac version of "all are welcome" will bring a tear to your eye.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Apparently, very good.
"Anyway, Tommy and Laura-Lee, what St. Matthew left out is that a giant flying lamb attempted to attack The Baby Me, but luckily the giant Princess Barbie you're holding, Laura, swooped out of the heavens and knocked it away! Also: Tommy you are on fire."
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Mainly, because they are horrifying.
If you don't know, sometimes saints just refuse to rot away like normal people and the Church will put them into holy aquariums. However, after they do this sometimes their faces will rot away, so they give them masks so people don't shriek when they see them.
Stay classy, catholics.
Let's take a look shall we?
Typical example, creepy as hell.
This saint is incorupt, if by incorrupt you mean "rotting"
WHO DOES A GIRL HAVE TO VOW HER VIRGINITY TO TO GET A MASK UP IN THIS PLACE?