Saturday, July 31, 2010


There's only one thing I think that has more kitschy potential than Jesus and that's Michael Jackson. Being that Michael Jackson lived and died several thousand years after Jesus, the likleyhood that the two of them could ever get-------OH MY WORD

The sweet Lord baby Jesus could come screaming out of the clouds of heaven with a flaming sword and take me home right now. I would die a happy man.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Believe it or not

these AREN'T anglicans!

They're prespyterians!
AKA it was predestined by Calvin, er, i mean God, for this window into Liturgical Hell to be opened up.

*AND* at about 2.5 minutes a bunch of ministers show up. 1/4 is not impressed, 1/4 is far TOO impressed, and the other 2/4 are probably dressed as monkies or something

Monday, July 26, 2010

Kitsch Overload

Hey y'all, sorry for the not-so-frequent postings
They'll come back soon enough, I promise.
In the mean time, make like Our Lord and just bask in what's here.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010


wtf is a cross of glory?

Jesus Mary and Joseph I get enough of this garbage with the anglicans...

I would love to do a play-by-play commentary of just how much nonsense is here, but it speaks for itself pretty well.

I'll just say this
A) WHAT IN THE NAME OF LADY GAGA IS A "COMMUNITY"?? Is it a "gated" community? Dear sweet Baby Jesus let it be...
B) I feel bad for those kids that had to stay behind for that .5 second shot at the opening.

Oh and by the way, the Muzac version of "all are welcome" will bring a tear to your eye.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Shameless Self Promotion

Delicious Liver, Delicious Onions from Frank Booth on Vimeo.

I made this.
There's even a bit of Kitsch in it!
Ugh where isn't there....

Monday, July 12, 2010

I can't get enough

Crazy people are my favourite.

But crazy people with catholic "art"?

Goodbye, monday.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

I Would Like One Too.

I wonder how Jesus feels about having statue sets about His birth?

Apparently, very good.

"Anyway, Tommy and Laura-Lee, what St. Matthew left out is that a giant flying lamb attempted to attack The Baby Me, but luckily the giant Princess Barbie you're holding, Laura, swooped out of the heavens and knocked it away! Also: Tommy you are on fire."

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Ok, for seriously?

I am fascinated by the inccoruptable bodies of saints.
Mainly, because they are horrifying.
If you don't know, sometimes saints just refuse to rot away like normal people and the Church will put them into holy aquariums. However, after they do this sometimes their faces will rot away, so they give them masks so people don't shriek when they see them.

Stay classy, catholics.

Let's take a look shall we?

Typical example, creepy as hell.

This saint is incorupt, if by incorrupt you mean "rotting"

Even in olde tyme france, it was hard to believe people who saw virgins. (st. burny of lurny.) Wearing a wax mask since she's a little old woman all skin and bone without any skin

He's wearing a mask since his face fell off.


Sorry I've been Away

Ok y'all, St. Kitsch is back to its regularily schedualed mocking.