Saturday, December 24, 2011

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

I can't believe I missed it!

With exams and essays and a new puppy it totally slipped my mind that the Queen of Kitsch's feast day was a couple of days ago.
Allow me to make up for it!

Do you want her on a rug?!
Get her on a rug!

Do you want her on a terrible painting?
Get her on a terrible painting!

Do you want her on a watch?
Get her on a watch!

Want her on a quilt?
Get her on a quilt!

Ok, you get the idea.  Hope you all enjoyed your Our Lady of Guadalupe tacos and guacamole.  
But here is the Thing de Resistance.

Once her husband being buried upside down in your yard has gotten your house sold, it's time to freshen up with some non-magic magic Mary soap!

Saturday, December 10, 2011

My dog

So as some of you know, I got a dog.  That's why I'm never on here any more since I've got more things to shake sticks at than sticks to shake.
But to make up for it: Here's some pictures of my puppy Joey!

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Reader Submitted Racism!

This comes from Judy

Hi Frank,
I went to a bazaar at a neighboring church with my grandmother and mom, 
and felt compelled to share this one with you. Happy New Year!

Oof.  Ok, let's get started.  

1) Please note the gender-neutral character behind the girl with the pigtails.  In 10 years she will be in an "intentional community" as Sister Patty of Our Lady of Social Justice.

2) What has happened in Asia that has caused both of these poor children's livers to quit and give them worse jaundice than the whole cast of The Simpsons?

3) I think that black kid was an after thought.  Considering he is just sort of tagged onto the edge of the group, has blonde hair is is just coloured in with black ink.

I haven't seen anything this racist since this Christmas video from last year.