Wednesday, June 29, 2011

You little trend setter!

Turns out The Infant of Prague is the Lady Gaga of Heaven.  Here He is in all his glory and here comes copy-cat/trend conscience St. Peter:
WHO KNEW!  I bet in Heaven there's a mall with like some kind of Jesusy American Eagle that just sells fluffy red robes and glittery crowns.

Holy God i AM this child....ugh I can't get enough of this show....

"Greatest Saint of Modern Times"

given a weed-filled bathtub shrine.  There aren't words.  This is one of those things that's more kitsch than kitsch is itself.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Olympic Athletes

Behold!  This year's batch of freshly trained athletes for the Kitsch Olypmics

my money's on Our Lady of Lourdes with the Chinese looking eyes.  You've seen Asian gymnasts. 

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Seeking the intercession of St. Francis

Hey readers,
if you thought posting was light before, get ready for a world of disappointment because I'm sorry to say we've just lost our beloved pug Percy.  He was 17, very sick, blind, deaf, weak...and was put down very peacefully this morning. I probably will not be in the mood to laugh at crappy art for a while.

Here he is at the peak of his career.  Slash low point of his career.
Note, disregard my ramblings at the end, I actually love him and didn't give birth to him.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Keep a bucket near



It's beyond words. I had a lot of snarky comments about fresh expressions...but....

Watch that video, and be forewarned it's beyond cringe worthy it's vomitrocious.

My Motto

In full effect

If you can put glitter on it, put glitter on it.
Or, in Latin around St. Kitch's future family crest (which is Our Lady of Fatima riding an Eagle painted in the colours of the American Flag.)

Si vos can loco niteo in is , loco niteo in is.

Also, little known fact: the virgin mary was a strong black woman.

Saturday, June 18, 2011


So sorry I've been so M.I.A guys, I promise I'll get back to posting as normal ASAP, I'm just overwhelmed at the moment.  I'll make up for it

Saturday, June 11, 2011

The flying rose petals are a nice detail.

This masterpiece was found by the Crescat and is stolen   now a member of our little family.

although, she doesn't seem to appreciate it the way I do.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Saint Sebastion

Usually there's some subtle homoeroticsm in depictions of the martyrdom of st. Sebastian.  The artist here did not think it necessary to be subtle.

p.s. beloved readers, i must confess that it is going to be kind of light here for a while, since I just got a job and have to go for training and stuff...sooooo yeah!  enjoy what's here, there'll be more but for a little while I'm going to be a bit busy as a cashier to bitch about kitsch. 

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Happy Ascension Sunday!

Here is the most brilliantly lazy statue of the Lord ever created.  That, or a very have statue on the floor above has finally fallen through.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011


June is the month given up to the Sacred Heart of Jesus.  The Sacred heart is one of my favourite devotions, and that's why I plan to dress all future children in this monstrosity:

Another reader submitted entry!

Yay!  The previous post was read!  So here's what's so fantastic... that...........Arthur? Like...Fern?  Also, is the ME attitude currently high on some sort of hallucinogen.  And I'm certain the 4th beatitude didn't mean "be a prude". Those hands are about to clutch those joke take a peak.

Then again I'd be lying if I said I'd never said this about something.