Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Classy Week-Day 4

Spy Wednsday.
Today is the day judas sold Our Lord. The Passion begins...

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Classy Week-Day 3

Classy Week-Day 3

Welcome to Tuesday in Holy Week. I can't remember what happened today, so there's Mary Magdalene at the feet of Jesus as well as the Parable of the Ten Virgins.
I go to college, so I haven't seen 10 Virgins all together in a LONG time.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Classy Week-Day 2

Classy Week-Day 2

I don't know if there is a name for these types of drawings, but I really really like them. They're all over my liturgy of the hours book. I wonder who drew them...

Sunday, March 28, 2010

I feel like this could work here

Ok, so I know I said I'd only post classy stuff...but this kind of irked me

There's a pentecostal 'church' (yes i said it, 'church' there I said it twice. No priest, no Eucharist, no Church.) near me that is having a "messianiac passover meal" and i was like "wth!" so i looked at it...turns out by "messianic passover meal" they mean "a memorial meal of bread (matzah) and wine we take together to remember Yeshua Messiah"

I feel bad for them. Only once a year? Really? I'd die without the Blessed Sacrament.
Also, I don't get the "saying things in another language just because we sound cool" thing. Yes, that includes Latin. But saying "Yeshua Messiah" or singing the "Shadai Israel" instead of "Hear, O Israel" or whatever just seems stupid to me.

Oh! Another thing that irks me...people that insist on saying "Christ-follower" instead of "Christian" as if "Christian" is a dirty word. It's all well and good to follow Christ...but being "of" (---ian) Christ seems a bit better to me.'s some pictures of the Blessed Sacrament for classy week

Classy Week-Day 1

For Holy Week I will not post anything horrible but instead something with a bit more class to it every day.

Many took off their outer garments and spread them on the road before Him. Others cut palm branches, carried them in their hands and spread them on the road. And all the people, who went before and who followed, cried out with joy, "Hosanna (Salvation) to the Son of David! Blessed is He Who comes in the name of the Lord;" — that is, worthy of praise is the One Who comes in the name of the Lord, sent from God. "King of Israel! Hosanna in the highest!"

Saturday, March 27, 2010

As a Priest Once Told Me

A priest once said to me that he's sure that at the Second Coming Mary will be standing in a huff yelling "WHY ARE YOU CATHOLICS SO F*CKING WEIRD!! LOOK AT ALL THIS SH*T YOU STICK ON ME!"

To My Readers

How I love you.

Anyway, tomorrow is the begining of Holy Week so I think that I'll have a nice picture every day for it instead of the regular horrible stuff in honour of Our Lord.

Because He's worth it *hair flip.*

Friday, March 26, 2010

In the Tradition of the Last Post

Comes this one

Ok, so let me walk you through it. This is meant to be the Glorious Transfiguration of the Lord heard me. This:

is what it is meant to depict. This artist instead has decided to create the equivalent of this

We really have come so far, haven't we?


WHAT THE HELL? Can i get a recap or like a hand book or something as to what I am looking at?
I can't even say something witty because it's that WTFish

Border Line

I can't tell if this is ugly kitsch or devotional art.

Mel Gibson

Take notes. The Passion ain't got nothing on this b!tch over here...
It crosses the line between "kitsch" and "UGH! Oh God! Really? Really you want to hang that up? Seriously? Why...why is it wearing a wig?"

The World's Glitter Supply

Is at risk

Careful, please!

Ok, Let's be Honest

This picture does not make a lick of sense....seriously, what the hell is going on?

Let me tell you a secret

I'm an Anglican. And what's left of the black-hearted protestant within me (which is not very large) cringes when I see this

There's about 13 things in this picture that make my BCP weep.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Liturgical Dance is like---

---And then I was all

begin at 1:59


Happy Feast Of the Annunciation!

Here is a new agey feminist re-visioning to ruin everything for you

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Brace yourselves

Nunofakind is a website that makes nun dolls to give to your friends as gifts because you A) dislike them B) they are me, and will actually enjoy it.

If you like puns, nuns, and overpriced felt look no further.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

From Sea to Shining Sea

When's the one of Jesus holding Glenn Beck and Kennith Hagge coming out?

Monday, March 22, 2010


Can be fun.

Semi Sedevacantist bitter, reactionary anti-vatican 2 documentaries need to be loved too. Also: Greatest line in history "Believer and Heretic Alike"

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Mega Mantilla

For when being humble simply will not do!

Sunday Best

Mary Edition
On Sundays we take a break from having our eyes vomit and let them smile.
Today we're lookin' at mom.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

When you are in hell

They pin your eyes open and make you watch this on repeat

Oh, protestants. You never fail to amaze me.

Kitsch Heaven

I'm thinking this might make a good logo for this blog one day it's that perfect.

Friday, March 19, 2010


Because buying a statue, chating words over it, burying it upside down facing traffic expecting it to draw people in is nothing at all like witchcraft.

We sure are adorable.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Come Cuddle with the Saints!

From here. A collection of...dolls...for your child to play with. Modled after the Saints. Now, ok, I get it but really lets be honest. The Saints were no one to mess with, and I am just imagining some sort of tea party in someone's room and having Therese flirting with Padre Pio and a whole bunch of wacky stuff. Anyway, let's take a look at these innapropriate play mates.

SAINT JOAN OF ARC! Play "Burn the Witch then Cannonize Her!"

Pope JPII! You can play "Ecumenical Dialouge!"


SAINT MAXAMILLION! You can play Holocaust! Yeah! (wait, that's who this is right?)

SAINT JOSEPH! You can play "Divorce Wife...then change mind...the be the foster father of God Almighty!" or "CARPENTER!"

SAINT PADRE PIO! You can play...well not much. Don't squeeze him to hard he bleeds VERY easily.

SAINT FRANCIS OF ASSISI! You can play "poverty!"

SAINT CLAIRE OF ASSISI! You can play "Chase Muslims around then watch Mass on the cell wall"!

SAINT THERESE is the only plush one...which is weird. You can play "TB!"