Adventures in Missing the Point

It's Barbara's First Communion.

A good idea made skanky by Barbie.  As usual.  

I have an idea for a children's book series

FATHER WHATAWASTE AND THE NEAR OCCASION OF SIN

a calender for your typical [horny] catholic woman who wants to both feel the blessed pompus pious boost you get from having a Jesusy calender ("yes and for september they have a painting of the BAPTISM of Jesus with a BIBLE VERSE UNDER IT yes i just absolutley LOVE it i'll NEVER go back to kittens and puppies, it would be simply PAGAN") aaaaaand the sexual thrill of having attractive men looking desiriously at you for an entire month! All of the sin and none of the guilt! (really, its genious.)

and yes, its real. It's the Calanderio Romano which in english roughly translates to "f*ck a priest with your eyes for 12 months."

My First Potentially NSFW Post!

This one's for you, Mark Driscoll!

I've covered up the offensive parts.

P.S. I'm ashamed i used to like Mark Driscoll. You know...until I heard one of his sermons on why I'm going to hell because, IM SORRY i happen to enjoy musicals.


Anyway, here is an excellent argument for Sola Scriptura.
Also: I have drawn a little arrow at a grammatical error. Sucks when you have a Jesusy tramp stamp with a scribal error on it.

In response, I plan to get some Saint Therese quotes tattooed on my scrotum.