You're not thinking inclusivley

Exactly HOW do you expect to attract wizards to your congregation, Spanish holy week penitents?!

Aren't you aware it hearkens on some disturbing images from Wizarding history?

Like the 1994 Quidditch world cup?  Honestly, it's like you didn't think this through at ALL!

And not to mention

Dear Santa,

love, frank

p.s. actually I kind of want this...

p.p.s COME BACK TOMORROW MORNING FOR A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR....well, it won't change your life. but do come back and see!!

Coming Soon To A Theater Near You

So you should probably move...



All well and true, but if this was the old testament you would have been put to death for talking out of turn, woman.

More WTF than you can shake a magic paintbrush at.

I'm not even going to say anything, i'm just going to let this speak for itself...
actually scratch that,
is God actually Albus Dumbledore?
fastforward to 1:42 for a devestating heresy.