I'm not sure how to describe this

I've been searching for "Carmelite Nuns" on youtube for too long.  This is what I just saw



Time to go watch toddlers and tiaras, methinks.

Words aren't enough

I don't think there are enough words for "worst" in all the languages of all the worlds in the whole universe, including the languages of the angels and devils and fish and llamas and pugs to describe how HARD people should have fought against the production of this movie.  Like.  It's.  Ok.  Here's the deal, I feel like I'm watching a really terrible youth group liturgical dance that some drunk people thought they should film.
I watched a 2.5 minute clip and I'm already ready to puke.  Not just puke, like ate-a-whole-raw-chicken puke.  How many First Fridays is it going to take to undo this.
I picked the wrong day to stop drinking.

What the heck did I just watch?

My head has like turned all the way around like a pug hearing a high pitched noise

Found At Wal Mart

Featuring cartoon hulk hogan as pontious pilate.

No, i did not splurge the 5 bucks.

Every few seconds

Every few seconds. This video just throws up a whole new level of terrible. I might be looking into mean person Heaven...

Like...I can't move on with my life after watching this...

Another reader submitted entry!

Another submission from real-life friend Christian Hegele



This would be...uhm...how can I put this?  The most incredibly awkward thing I've ever seen.  It's a gentlemen singing about MY POWER.  RECEIVE MY POWER. while thrusting into the podium.  And seducing the camera.  Take it for what you will, my beloved readers, but I am going to suffer more sleep deprivation than I did post "Paranormal Activity".

Oh, and keep watch for the reading break-downs that play more like the most awkward rap battle I've ever witnessed.

This is what I see every time the canter at Mass is trying to get his face into the psalm...you've seen it too.

BY THE WAY WHAT DEN OF SORROW IS THIS BEING PLAYED IN?  IT'S SOME KIND OF BLOOD-RED SKIED DESERT....are they in Hell?  Because I feel like I am.

POWER.  POWER.  POWER.

Lent Humour

Funny lady. Like, one of the funniest. I'm doubled over.



Have a horrible, miserable, cold, dark, shivering, painful, bloody Lent every one!

Visual Equivalent

The following is the visual aproxamation of what goes on inside the mind of a person getting shock therapy in a mental hospital.

That poor man in that book costume...how does he look himself in the mirror...

10 bucks says that "i'm a little praiser" song has been danced to at a toddler's and tiaras-esque pageant

Une Trailer de Movie-Film

Holla



That's what I'm working on, y'all!

Kitschmas-Day 8

I am beyond tired today, and therefore this is about the level of my Christmas spirit today.
I need some serious egg nogging and then I'll be good, but for now I'll just say-ah si-ah-lint niaaght.

Watching the following video comes with a 95 day indulgence

I'm sure the blessed virgin would be spinning in her grave if she hadn't been assumed into Heaven...



from here

I can't tell

I can't tell if this guy is doing a sped up version of the litany of Saints (my kind of litany p.s.) or naming all the pictures he can find in my room.



i'm going with the later.

Therese is rolling in her reliquaries.

Ok, if these are the people who got the roles, I do NOT want to see the auditions that didn't make it.
I'm also about 90% sure that the guy playing Mon. Martin wrote, directed and produced the movie (which, if anyone's ever seen The Room knows is a recipie for success.)
One day, I will make a good St. Therese movie. Mark my words. Actually...one day I will make *a* Saint Therese movie is probably more accurate.

***UPDATE: I hope you did mark those words because Feb. 8th 2011, my Therese movie comes out, so WATCH IT MY DEAR AMIES.***

Beware!

Gather around, dearest readers, and GAZE INTO THE MAW OF HELL!

Making A Revision to the Litany

Warrior Prince Academy from Introspect.tv on Vimeo.

From the world, the flesh, the crafts and assults of the devil, contempt of Thy Word, and from a shitty/terrifying VBS with homo-erotic imagery...
Good Lord deliver us

Princess Prep School from Introspect.tv on Vimeo.

p.s. if your son wants to go to the God's special princess VBS....do they stone him to death?

OH and another p.s. i get reeeeeeeeeally sick of that "YOU ARE A WARRIOR FOR JESUS" stuff. I know its in the bible but it just......in a country where having a gun is a protected right it makes me nervous, along with the whole "God made you a special princess!" which means buying them things that are pink and fluffy that say I AM A SPECIAL PRINCESS on it. I don't think asserting your self worth as being a snobby, pink princess really jives well with the idea of self-sacrifice in Christianity. and I'll just leave it at that.

WTF

wtf is a cross of glory?

Jesus Mary and Joseph I get enough of this garbage with the anglicans...

I would love to do a play-by-play commentary of just how much nonsense is here, but it speaks for itself pretty well.

I'll just say this
A) WHAT IN THE NAME OF LADY GAGA IS A "COMMUNITY"?? Is it a "gated" community? Dear sweet Baby Jesus let it be...
B) I feel bad for those kids that had to stay behind for that .5 second shot at the opening.


Oh and by the way, the Muzac version of "all are welcome" will bring a tear to your eye.

Shameless Self Promotion

Delicious Liver, Delicious Onions from Frank Booth on Vimeo.

I made this.
There's even a bit of Kitsch in it!
Ugh where isn't there....

More WTF than you can shake a magic paintbrush at.

I'm not even going to say anything, i'm just going to let this speak for itself...
actually scratch that,
is God actually Albus Dumbledore?
fastforward to 1:42 for a devestating heresy.

Protestant Horror Show Week-Day 4

Bonjour!

Today in St. Kitch's Frying Churchcus we are going to listen to the VOICE OF PROTESTANTISM, no, not Luther....

CRAPPY JESUS MUSIC!

WARNING*WARNING*WARNING*WARNING*WARNING*WARNING*WARNING*WARNING*
THE FOLLOWING ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO LISTEN TO.
IF YOU CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE CLICK ON THE EMERGENCY BUTTON
TO NULLIFY THE EFFECTS

>>>EMERGENCY<<<


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>>>EMERGENCY<<<



>>>EMERGENCY<<<



>>>EMERGENCY<<<



>>>EMERGENCY<<<



>>>EMERGENCY<<<




>>>EMERGENCY<<<>>>EMERGENCY<<<>>>EMERGENCY<<<>>>EMERGENCY<<<

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SCARY update: If you press play on each of them and start them all together....they almost sound.........good.........

Vomits

Ok, first of all, whoever is typing needs to either lose some weight since they keepmaschingthaeirkeayboardliykehtiashis OR learn to speak english since, I kid you not they typed int

Eucharist
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GET A LITTLE SELF ESTEEM.

2)I think Our Lord deserves a bit more credit than Google.

3)If St. Paul wrote us today...I know he would mention "and stop trying to compair Jesus to things in the modern world. I mean REALLY come on. I know Christianity translates over time and space...but this just looks desperate and cliche."