I guess when you don't have a vatican, the budget is tight

I really wish I could talk like an evangelical. I feel like I would be more assertive on the bus and stuff. "I waaas-a goinnnng-a to siiiit theeeeeere-a" or at the movie theater "can you-a pleeeeeeeeeeease-a gettta your foooot-a off-a my-a seeeeeee-aaat-a amenhallejuihahahahhhaapriaseGod-a" but luckily I cannot.

Anyway, this is the saddest display of the "power of god" I have ever seen.


found on christian nightmares
stay tuned until 1:50 for the most devestating thing I've ever seen.

Sunday Best--Cheesey Addition

They drop rose petals down at the pantheon on Pentecost to symbolize the Flames of the Holy Ghost.

I'll be honest, this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen

Sunday Best

Happy Pentecost everyone!!

Happy birthday Church!!


and let me apologize in advance if your Church does anythin stupid like having balloons or bubbles or something and then laughs like HA HA HA HA HA AREN'T WE RELEVENT AND FUN AND LIGHTHEARTED AND NOT-YOUR-GRANDPA'S CHURCH? HA HA HA HA HA BECAUSE WE AREN'T YOUR GRANDPA'S CHURCH! HA HA HA HA HA HA LOOK AT OUR BUBBLES! HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ugh.
That feels like it will be an entry all unto itself.

Ok, Let's be Honest

This picture does not make a lick of sense....seriously, what the hell is going on?

Ouch