Thank you, Jesus.

If I ever get married, I am insiting that my wife walks down the aisle to this song. If she says no, the wedding is off.



Therefore, I will probably die alone with 70 cats  pugs



Actually, I would be willing to accept this as an alternative, however, I am endlessly disturbed by these two...uhm....Christians Americans are singing about how great Jesus is while rubbing themselves down and stuff. Something here isn't right. Actually, all that's here isn't right.

Out creeped?

Ahh!




I don't know if purity balls and purity rings are...uhm...kitschy or just plain old sickening.

Now, naturally, I'm pro-chastity. But I'm also pro-not-marrying-your-daughter. And I think telling people to value themselves enough to wait is more helpful then you are a DIRTY WHORE IF YOU DO IT type stuff. I went to a Catholic school (surprise!) and we had abstain-only education speakers that would come in once a year. And they were GREAT but it seemed that people who's parents already taught to value themselves and value their sexuality more ended up getting the point more than those who had already done it who just seemed depressed after. But, let me tell you something, those speakers were scary mother truckers. And at the end they'd give out holy cards and stuff so it was great.
And i think "Un-Churched" is the worst phrase in the entire world.
Ugh

This is just creepy and sickening and I can't wait until it's on wide release.