Oh.

This would be enough to make St. Therese bitchy.

Those with suicidal tendencies should maybe not watch

Uh...amber alert amber alter.  I really doubt those children are there because they want to be.  Seriously this has child molestation written all over it.
Oh, and you'll refer to your time before hearing this song as "the good ol' days" because it's never leaving your head. You're welcome.

Guess Which Song

Guess which song I'm thinking of.

I'll give you a hint its this one

Ye Olde Gospel Muzak.

Maybe I should have posted this in November, your suffering would have been excellent for those poor souls suffering in purgatory.  At 1:25ish "GAWD-a" shows up and makes this video 10X funnier.  I can't move on.

Sorry, I have to go my ears have both detached themselves from my body and are attempting to escape.

Strong Black Woman

Singing a terrible, terrible song about Bl. JPII.


....*sigh*....when will death come?

Another one of those gold stars if you can sit through all 4:11.

This happened to me the other day

8:00 Daily Mass at the church near my house

"Good morning."
"Good morning, Father."
"Our opening hymn is number XYZ, "Morning has broken."

This was the opening "hymn"...for the holy sacrifice of the Mass....4 Masses in a row.

My reaction:

I need a new parish.

I know there is a God

I can't add anything.  Strap yourself in.  If you make it all the way though, you get a kiss and a hug from me.

BEHOLD YOUR NEW KING

Move over "Morning Has Broken" !  GET OUT OF THE WAY "GATHER US IN!"  We have, officially, the WORST song that has ever been sung to the good God.



..........deliver us from evil....

Every few seconds

Every few seconds. This video just throws up a whole new level of terrible. I might be looking into mean person Heaven...

Like...I can't move on with my life after watching this...

The 70's were a glorious time for the Church

If this was the day you picked to stop drinking.
Move that day to tomorrow.

Another reader submitted entry!

Another submission from real-life friend Christian Hegele



This would be...uhm...how can I put this?  The most incredibly awkward thing I've ever seen.  It's a gentlemen singing about MY POWER.  RECEIVE MY POWER. while thrusting into the podium.  And seducing the camera.  Take it for what you will, my beloved readers, but I am going to suffer more sleep deprivation than I did post "Paranormal Activity".

Oh, and keep watch for the reading break-downs that play more like the most awkward rap battle I've ever witnessed.

This is what I see every time the canter at Mass is trying to get his face into the psalm...you've seen it too.

BY THE WAY WHAT DEN OF SORROW IS THIS BEING PLAYED IN?  IT'S SOME KIND OF BLOOD-RED SKIED DESERT....are they in Hell?  Because I feel like I am.

POWER.  POWER.  POWER.

To quote shakespeare

"Oh, that the Everlasting had not set Himself against it."

And by that I mean this makes me want to slit my wrists.



Congrats, protestants, you've made Rebecca Black swallow-able.

I swear to the Good God

I'm posting this because it is too beautiful NOT to share, and I'm not being sarcastic, or think it's funny or bad...just...this NEEDS to be shared even though it's not exactly appropriate for this site.  But.  WOW.

Oh, by the way

This happened.

Thank you, Jesus.

If I ever get married, I am insiting that my wife walks down the aisle to this song. If she says no, the wedding is off.



Therefore, I will probably die alone with 70 cats  pugs



Actually, I would be willing to accept this as an alternative, however, I am endlessly disturbed by these two...uhm....Christians Americans are singing about how great Jesus is while rubbing themselves down and stuff. Something here isn't right. Actually, all that's here isn't right.

Another reader submitted entry!

I love getting these

this one comes from Carla Schmidt
(that might be a stage name, if not it's an awesome name)



Ok, look i'd be lying if I said this didn't remind me of that God-awful toby keith song that's like "and ayhm prouuuuud to be an americaaaaan where at leeast ah know ahm freeee". It will also be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

Thanks Carla!

Why I'm Happy to Be Catholic

We get stuff like this when times get tough.

If you're a baptist you're stuck with



Ugh.

Can't Help

Can't help but feel that my discovery of the very worst picture of Jesus ever lead to some very small fragment of this song



which will from hence forth be known as my favourite song. For evs.
There's a little urine in my pants from laughing.
I think I'm going to whip that "...bringing up three very lovely girls" next time they since that god-awful song.

I'm happy that in some way, some how, I've managed to let everyone experience the thrill of joy I get when looking at a sh!tty picture of Jesus via that "sacred" heart one.

Visual Equivalent

The following is the visual aproxamation of what goes on inside the mind of a person getting shock therapy in a mental hospital.

That poor man in that book costume...how does he look himself in the mirror...

10 bucks says that "i'm a little praiser" song has been danced to at a toddler's and tiaras-esque pageant

The Voice of an Angel...

That rebelled and fell from Heaven to the pits of Hell.



If you can make it through, you get a gold star because I certainly couldn't make it.
I'm also obsessed with the fact that one of the related videos is the actual recordings from the exorcism of the lady who "Emily Rose" was based off of. I really don't think that's accidental.

OK I ACTUALLY AM DISTURBED BY THIS SONG. JESUS SAVE ME.